my name is funny...

1.YOUR REAL NAME: emily rodriguez
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle names) elizabeth jay
3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) james jerry
4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 ltrs of your last name, first 2 ltrs of your 1st name) rodem
5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) gray panda
6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were born) lauren tulsa
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) the green juice
8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) emez
9. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy) lovely jelly bean
10.STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) chocolate butterscotch
11. ROCK STAR NAME: (pet's name and street where you live) tokyo umatilla
12. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on) bernie reno
13.YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) mdlalyuez
14.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) black tokyo
15.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 4 letters of real name plus izzle) emilizzle


(Obviously I am extremely bored and I don't have anything better to do. Better posts to come soon...)